I bought a van. A big van. Like the one pictured. Except it had no windows on the side. It was pink pinstriped, but not faggy in any way. It was used.
Why was I buying a used van. I have no use for a van. Where was my car? The woman who sold it to me was very nice. She even drove it over to my house so I could test drive it. I think I did. I at least listened to the stereo. How dumb is that?
Lisa was there. And Juni too. And Kali, not Potter, which is totally weird. I almost immediately regretted the purchase.