Monday, January 30, 2012

I Am A Pig

2wo: "I Am A Pig"

Directed by Chi Chi Larue.

Thursday, January 26, 2012

Zombie vs. Shark

From the movie Zombie. Unless you're in Italy, in which case this is from Zombie 2. (Click above.)

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Happy Wednesday From Coffin Joe!

Coffin Joe in At Midnight I'll Take Your Soul. Click to get a better look at his unibrow.

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Movie Facts!

There are no children in Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things. Click above to get a good look at those pants.

If There's One Thing I've Learned...

...It's that Ron Paul supporters are terrible at Photoshop. Ergo, i.e., e.g. and vis-à-vis:

Holy moly! What is going on here? A page from a coloring book and Ron Paul pointing and red boxes and another, smaller Ron Paul and a tea cup and maybe an American flag in there somewhere? Layers of flavor!

Ron Paul Photoshop disaster

Wigs! And something about cigars. Huh? Yeah. I dunno. Does anyone want to discuss dressing a black man up like one of the Founding Fathers? No? Me either.

Ron Paul Photoshop disaster

A flag in this one, for sure. And some text (poorly rendered) that admits voting for Ron Paul is throwing one's vote away (no doy) but that's okay because The Republic is at stake. Or something. There is also more text underneath that I can't read, so it's like a flashback to Raygun, but without any talk about Soundgarden.

Ron Paul Photoshop disaster

Time Magazine! Yeah, Paul's supporters really like to put him on the cover of Time. There are lots and lots of variations on this out there, all of them are pretty terrible. I like this one because it features the Constitution. Ron Paul looooooves the Constitution. Too bad marriage is between one man and one woman and he can't marry it.

Ron Paul Photoshop disaster

Whut? Sunday Sunday Sunday! This one is really in your face, isn't it? "Have we lost America?" Did you check behind the sofa? I'd check there. Stuff always gets lost behind the sofa. Also: "What's the deal with airplane food?!"

Bonus image!:

Ron Paul Photoshop disaster

Ron Paul looking verrrry presidential. Oof. Seriously. It's like someone in the office took a picture of Del up in accounting because they were going to put his picture in the newsletter to celebrate his 15 anniversary with Tedelco Condensers Corp. (Just FYI: Tedelco Condensers Corp's motto: "Service, Selection, Value.") Next time, pick a better picture, that's all I'm saying.

Monday, January 23, 2012

Ron Paul Action Figures!

Ron Paul action figures

Ron Paul action figures! Only $94.95! Each! Fully clothed!

Comes equipped with mini US Constitution (the "good parts" version)!

Hey, Remember Cyberpunk?

Johnny Mnemonic

Friday, January 20, 2012

Concept Art From Return of the Living Dead

Click 'em. They get bigger.

Thursday, January 19, 2012

Leif Garrett in Devil Times Five

Click it.

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Bogart and Lorre in Beat the Devil

Humphrey Bogart, Marco Tulli, Robert Morley, and Peter Lorre in Beat the Devil.

Click image to enlarge.

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Jon Mikl Thor!

Rock 'n' Roll Nightmare!

Monday, January 16, 2012

The City of Lost Children

Villains. Click them. They get scarier.