Antiques with Deeks: The World's Most Unfortunately Named Boardgame

Part four in my miniseries (see parts one, two and three) on antiques. Because all us homos love antiques, right? Today, I've just one item. And I submit it without comment.


Annette's Secret Passage game. Yes, you read that right. A boardgame about America's Sweetheart's "secret passage." (I know I said I wasn't going to comment, but...) I don't know what knuckleheaded pervo came up with this name, but really, do we need to allude to the Mouseketeer's nether regions in 72 pt type?

And yes, I am twelve years old, why do you ask?

I came up with a few alternate names that wouldn't have been as ... unfortunate:

Annette and the Scrod Fishing Excursion Game

Annette's Shipwreck Survival Game

Annette on the Lido Deck Game

Annette's Smuggling Adventure Game

Annette vs. the Pirates Game

Annette's Cruise-wear Fashion Game

A Bunch of White Kids on a Boat Game

Thanks for reading. Next week: Deeky Goes To Church!

[Cross-posted.]