There was a story bouncing around nooz outlets late last week that the seminal hip-hip video "Whoomp! (There It Is)" featured a cameo by a young Barack Obama. He appears, according to a story that has appeared on Fox and CNN, for fuck's sake, at the one minute mark.
For those less inclined to actually watch the video, here's the cap of the cameo:
Colbert has a great piece on the mystery:
Can't we get back to seemingly sane pursuits, like finding out who really blew up the space shuttle or something?