Wednesday, June 02, 2010

Memorial Day Movie Marathon, Pt. 2

Paul Blart: Mall Cop

Things I learned from Paul Blart: Mall Cop: Being fat is funny. Also, if you're fat, no one will ever love you, unless they're pretending so they can get a green card, or if you save them from bank robbers. Also, fat is funny. Oh, and fat people are clumsy. And dumb. Why did Kevin James write this nonsense? I don't know whether I am more disturbed than not that this movie was written by a fat dude. Here's an idea for a sequel: Kevin James: Go To Hell.

Up next: Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

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