Because, I guess, we live in a culture so obsessed with celebrity and the mind-numbingly silly minutia of famous people's lives, there exist photographs of one of TV's most celebrated actors picking up dog shit. Is this something we want? (We all know it is not something we need.) A person can't even take his dog for a walk without some paparazzo snapping his every movement. Or his dog's movement, as the case may be. Go to hell, America.