Welcome to hell. Welcome to the Atlasphere: An Ayn Rand dating site.
"The Atlasphere's mission is to bring together admirers of Ayn Rand's novels, from around the globe, to network both personally and professionally. For many people, Ayn Rand's novels are more than just 'a good read'; they inspire us to become better human beings."
Or, as Rosie Gray puts it: "Rand's 'Objectivism,' a philosophy of 'rational self-interest,' has been enormously influential. From what I understand, it has something to do with being an asshole."
So, assholes, you have your own networking and dating site now. (Look out, DList!) Congrats, Atlasphere!