Highly Classified!

Yeah, I know the other one was a total scam, but this, this one is for real:

From: Federal Bureau of Investigation <nichrich18@gmail.com>
To:
Subject: FBI Fund Notification (Highly Classified)
Date: Mar 31, 2010 9:48 PM

ANTI-TERRORIST AND MONITORY CRIMES DIVISION
FBI HEADQUARTERS IN WASHINGTON, D.C.
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
J. EDGAR HOOVER BUILDING
935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE,
NW WASHINGTON, D.C. PMB: 20535

DATE: 31/03/2010

ATTN:

This is to officially inform you that it has come to our notice, the Federal Bureau of investigation that the sum of $10.5 Million USD is contained here in the United State Of America, in your name. And we have decided to contact you directly to acquire the proper verifications and proof to show that you are the rightful person to receive this funds. In Collaboration with our finance company, these funds will be released to you immediately your present proper documentations to us.

As a matter of national security, we are to serve and to protect the United States of America. The only advice we can give to you as at this time is to try your best to provide the required document so that your funds will be released to you. We have done our verification on your Identification Record and checked your criminal records, the only document remaining now is the FBI Diplomatic Immunity Seal Of Transfer (DIST) to satisfy us that the money you are about to receive is free from Terrorism and Money Laundering act. You are to forward the documents to us immediately if you have it with you, but if you don't have it, you are to contact us for assistance on getting the required documentation for you.

You are hereby advised to contact us, by replying to this email for inquires on how you can get the Diplomatic Immunity Seal of Transfer (DIST). Note that you are to do this immediately if you really want your fund to be released to you and also if you don't want any legal action to be taken against you. Your funds will remain in our custody and will only be released to you upon the confirmation of the required document.

FBI Agent Nicholas Richard
FOR:FBI Director
Robert S. Mueller, III

I think the first thing I am going to do with my $10.5 Million USD (minus whatever fees associatied with the FBI Diplomatic Immunity Seal Of Transfer (DIST)) is buy a yacht. And hire a crew. And dress them up in little sailor suits designed by Jean-Paul Gaultier. But before I do that, I need to go tell my boss to go to hell. BRB.