The Biggest Assholes On The Planet

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, AKA White Wolf and Running Bear.

A rep for the couple [tells TMZ that] Spencer decided to give up his previous moniker, King Spencer, because it was "too much of a burden to have to carry the weight of royalty. "

Instead, Running Bear claims, he and Heidi "are getting more in-tune with our spirituality ... and will be known as the name our creator has given us – our true native-AMERICAN names."

Go to hell, the both of you.