Don't fuck with me, fellas, this ain't my first time at the rodeo.
I would make the mermaid eat the snake. Or somethin'.
You're just anti-croc. Everyone needs a little bit of ridiculous and crocs are comfortable as all hell.
i know you're one of those pro-crockers i'm always hearing about, renee. i just can't get with plastic shoes.
Try wearing them around the house first so that no one will see you and you will be surprised how quickly you become hooked. We still have snow on the ground and my boy wanted to wear his crocs out today. CROCS 4 evah....LOL