Anyway, misery loves company (so says that Goo Goo Dolls song), so I thought I'd share:
The copy in the email reads:
THIS FRIDAY, GIVE THE GIFT OF KNOWLEDGE.
Mark your calendar. This Friday, November 25, is the special one-day Gulch Store shopping event. Visit us online and give the very special blu-metal gift of lasting knowledge to your friends and family.
Browse the Gulch Store now for great gift ideas.
I don't really know what this means. It references a one-day event on Friday, but the online store is open now and will, free-market willing, be open Saturday and I see nothing about special Black Friday discounts. Marketing 204 (an elective class) I bet teaches: Be sure your message is clear. Whoops.
I guess, maybe, if you're going to buy an Atlas Shrugged: Part I: The Undiscovered Country DVD do it on Friday? It's now available in nine (NINE!) different editions. Oof. To be an Atlas Shrugged: Part I DVD completist: Sad face.
See you Friday, Shruggians!