Wednesday, October 14, 2009

The Unicorn Code

The Unicorn Code:

1. Unicorns never cheat.
2. Unicorns always lend a helping hand.
3. Unicorns don't talk to strangers.
4. Unicorns respect the Earth.
5. Unicorns are never late.
6. Unicorns aren't conceited.
7. Unicorns don't judge people.
8. Unicorns always give 100%.
9. Unicorns graze on peace and love.
10. Unicorns don't do drugs.

[Via. And cross-posted.]


  1. Great Christ what has become of you?

  2. i've apparently mellowed in my old age.