Brian Blair wants to protect children from teh Gayz.
What children need protection from is Brian Blair.
Blair (left) spent Father's Day allegedly punching and choking his two sons, aged 17 and 13. The former Hillsborough County, FLA, commissioner, champion of family values and professional athlete (in the totally-not-gay sport of wrestling) was arrested Sunday morning and charged with two felony counts of child abuse.
Yup, family values, bitchez!