Yesterday, on Twitter:
Shakestweetz: In which Professional Homosexual Deeky W. Gashlycrumb suggests an alternative hobby for the homosex-obsessed: http://bit.ly/p2oEKL
DeekyMD: I love that I am a Professional Homosexual now.
Shakestweetz: I'm totes gonna get you business cards.
[Later that day...]
Shakestweetz: You're open for business. (Pun intended, obviously.) http://bit.ly/pFCwYJ
DeekyMD: You're such a doofus! LOLOLOL!!