Another Festivus Miracle!

Miramax and The Weinstein Company announced last week they've reached an agreement to bring a sequel to Bad Santa to the big screen. God bless the Talking Walnut!

In honor of that, here are some of my favourite quotes from the original film:

• "I don't think you should be digging in your ass."
  
  
• "He's not going to say 'fuckstick' in front of the children, is he?"
  
  
• "I beat the shit out of some kids today. But it was for a purpose. It made me feel good about myself. It was like I did something constructive with my life."
  
  
• "Fuck me, Santa! Fuck me, Santa! Fuck me, Santa!"
  
  
• "Well they all can't be winners."
  
  
• "Good night, Santa. Good night, Mrs. Santa's sister."
  
  
• "I'm on my fucking lunch break!"
  
  
• "I called you a fucking guinea homo from the 15th-fucking-century, you dickhead!"
  
  
• "Are you fucking with me?!"