In honor of that, here are some of my favourite quotes from the original film:
- "I don't think you should be digging in your ass."
- "He's not going to say 'fuckstick' in front of the children, is he?"
- "I beat the shit out of some kids today. But it was for a purpose. It made me feel good about myself. It was like I did something constructive with my life."
- "Fuck me, Santa! Fuck me, Santa! Fuck me, Santa!"
- "Well they all can't be winners."
- "Good night, Santa. Good night, Mrs. Santa's sister."
- "I'm on my fucking lunch break!"
- "I called you a fucking guinea homo from the 15th-fucking-century, you dickhead!"
- "Are you fucking with me?!"