White Riot

A brawl broke out onstage Sunday at a Nelly Furtado concert in Moscow. I am shocked! Who the hell knew Nelly Furtado was still touring? Sure, I understand Russkies have typically been behind the curve somewhat when it comes to trends (like capitalism, or gay porn without dudes in military uniforms, for example) but I assumed metropolitan Muscovites were hipper than this. Where's Ramón Mercader when you need him?