Gee Your Boob Smells Terrific

Or, U.S. Patent 7,255,627, a bra convertible to a facemask to protect wearers from contaminated air "as a result of biological or chemical warfare, poison-based weaponry, pollution or other environmental circumstances." Nice illustration:



By the way, I'm hoping this will change Liss' stance on bra wearing and boob freedom. Buckle up for safety, my friend!

(Via Harper's.)