"Is the world ready for a toilet with its own foot warmer, heated seat, bidet washlet and built-in music system, all controlled by a touchscreen remote?"
FUCK YES, IT IS.
Kohler K-3900 Numi Comfort Height Advanced Toilet and Bidet, suggested retail $6,390.00.
Where do you find these things? I am sure that the unhusband would love one and so I can never show him this post.
ReplyDeleteBut, you still shit in it, right?
ReplyDeleteHow much again?
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