Wednesday, January 13, 2010

I'm Mad at You Just Because I Know Who You Are



"The Situation"

The following conversation took place at Shakes Manor yesterday, after Iain mentioned something about "The Situation."

Liss: How do you even know who "The Situation" is?

Iain: Everybody knows! It's absurd!

Indeed so.

[Previous Targets of My Arbitrary Ire: Carrot Top, Jared Fogle, Baby Luv, The Federlines (wah wah wah!), TomKat, Carrot Top (again), "Dog" Chapman, Rick and Kathy Hilton, Dr. Phil, Carrot Top (again), Dane Cook.]

7 comments:

  1. Hey Liss! I am living in blissful ignorance as to "The Situation" and you can't change that ;-P

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  2. I don't, I don't! [know of "The Situation", that is]

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  3. No idea. I'm guessing something happened with that guy's stomach?

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  4. Wait. I just read this again and saw that it said "who" and not "what." If that man's name is "The Situation" I don't want to know anything else.

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  5. Is the solution to walk around and point at my midsection? If I can solve anything that way I am happy to get started now.

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  6. Oh, it's the situation, not the solution. Huh. I no longer consider my midsection to be a "situation," so, never mind.

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  7. The situation appears to be intense douchiness. That's unfortunate.

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