Monday, July 07, 2008

Conquistadors Took Their Share

The headstone of iconic vocalist (I refuse to refer to him as a singer) Ian Curtis was swiped from Macclesfield Cemetery in Cheshire last week. Local cop Nicholas Angel said "There are no apparent leads as to who is responsible for the theft." May I suggest looking under the pillow of the next tween you see wearing a NIN shirt. New Order drummer, and former Joy Division bandmate, Stephen Morris supposes the marker was stolen as a "sick souvenir." New Order has a drummer? Huh. Loved your work on "Blue Monday." The "drummer" also appealed to the thief to "return (the headstone) or leave it at the nearest police station."

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