The Worst Show In The History of the Universe

Television programming has finally reached its nadir. Debuting in a few weeks, on basic cable everywhere (yes, check your local listings), is a game show delightfully named Hurl. Here is the premise: Contestants gorge themselves on spaghetti, Oreo cookies, whatever, then board a Tilt-A-Whirl. They last one to puke wins. Nice. Where's the Legion of Decency when you need them?