Just say no. Or yes. Or something. Nancy Reagan announced her intention to announce her intention to endorse John McCain. (And what is it with people sending out press releases telling us they're going to send out a press release? Enough already, just make the fucking announcement!)
When asked why she was throwing her support behind Old Man Surge, the former First Lady opined, "You know, he is the default nominee, and there is a certain excitement that brings to the race."
She later added "It's been quite a long time since this country has had a real douchebag in office, and John McCain is someone that fits that bill perfectly."
Nancy Reagan is also looking forward to McCain's plan to bomb Iran next January. "Just say yes to 100 years of war."