Wednesday, January 02, 2008

Willard's Promise

Presidential hopeful and all-around doucheface Willard Romney promises not to embarrass the country, not like the last president. Not like the last Democratic president. And like all good Repubs, he's doing it for the children.

"I think kids watch the White House and there have been failures in the past in the White House — if you go back to the Clinton years and recognize that..."
Of course, he was "not referring to anybody" when he spoke about whoever happened to be president during "the Clinton years." So, you know, it wasn't really a jab at the Democrats, per se.

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